That might be a strange question to ask. But if you ever want to know, the Android developer Fulento has you covered with his app Poop Salary.
Poop Salary is, in essence, a glorified timer that calculates how much time you spend on the toilet, then calculates it to money. You simply input your hourly income in and starting timing away. It’s as strange as apps get, but has been extremely well received in the Android App Store, boasting a 4.8 average rating. You can check it out for yourself- Poop Salary is completely free.
So, what are you waiting for? Download the app, and start doing your business on company time.